when mess gives you lime juice,
make some lime-ricks
A rat-ification problem: The cats are happy!
Team heads have yet been proclaimed
For many months. The Speaker explained
That many a position
Denied ratification
But still in those seats they remained
A proposed solution was thus
That seemed to pass without fuss
These unverified heads
Remain in their steads
Their credit be superfluous
MOMmy issues
The minutes of every meet
Must not take a back seat
Text of the debate
Certainly circulate
Before 21 days complete
Parliament trip, ft. Dua Lipa’s New Rules
The yearly trip to the parliament
Will have women: a certain percent
Only elected reps
Will receive tickets
Postgraduate legislators dissent
Our PG election scene is unique
Where direct nominations they seek
Legislators bifurcate
Will reduce their weight
And not improve elections, they critique
Put P-eas
Each absence went straight to mom’s phone,
A rule students wished to postpone,
“Make it streak-based,” they pled,
“After Quiz 1 instead,
And mark Present when roll isn’t shown.”
The “P” rule was called quite unfair
One with 9 CG, 1 P lost their flair
While 8 with no Ps
Ranks above them with ease
A 0.25 cut was the repair
Some reps clung tight to their stance
Defending old rules at a glance
But others just grinned
At the problems they’d pinned
Cause’ Ps would crush students perchance
The mess-y debate
A most heated moment of the night
Was when a few started a verbal fight
With the mess committee
About Gouras’ unity
“The South food? Can’t stand a bite”
While the GSB poll seemed to agree
Girls’ opinions on Vindhya must carry
A greater weight
Options on their plate
Gouras keeps its sambhar and ghee
The CMGFS justifies its team size
A team from the CMGFS
Wanted 6, no more no less
To scout new shops
New eatery spots
Juniors would learn to assess
What has CFI been up to?
To CFI no questions took flight
But the claps for the teams were a sight
From Avishkar’s run
To Agnirath’s sun
With projects and IPs in the light
Merging Secretaries and downsizing hostel councils
To merge lit and cult was the pitch
But some thought the plan was a glitch
“If CoCAS has load
Why not split that road
Instead of this secretary switch?
In hostels, they planned quite a fix
To shrink down the council from six
“Soc sec with lit,
Gen sec-HHS fit,”
An ad-hoc to streamline the mix
written by – Anirvin Srivatsan
design by – Harshit Gautam
